"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/12/2013 at 00:27 • Filed to: None

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Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"

First class, yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like Hmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well I, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

Aaron Brown > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 00:27

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Take out the last sentence!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Aaron Brown 12/12/2013 at 00:30

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I did

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 01:04

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Anyone who doesn't understand this needs to be slapped!

RotaryLover > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 12/12/2013 at 08:35

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I dun git it.

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 09:24

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"Then one day, a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my living area."